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Hoodie «Stockless Punch»
Hoodies
Made in UA
Part of profits supports the Armed Forces of Ukraine
1665 UAH
1850 UAH
-10%
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Color
Black
Hoodie «Stockless Punch» is more than apparel. It's a mindset.
Made for those who walk their own path even when everything around falls apart.
«Stockless Punch» is a TwoComms author print: raw military slang on black streetwear — direct, gritty, zero political correctness.
The hoodie is crafted from dense brushed-back jersey at 280–320 g/m²: holds heat, fits well, doesn't sag after washing. A double-layer hood with a braided drawstring; reinforced ribbed cuffs and hem. The print is applied by DTF printing — durable ink that preserves every illustrative detail.
A streetwear-wardrobe staple: works in regular or oversize fits, pairs with a tee, longsleeve or shirt. Built for cool weather, active leisure and daily wear. Sizes XS–XXL.
For those serving or supporting the military — and unafraid of blunt language. A phrase that already became a meme of the full-scale war generation. A perfect pick for anyone seeking a basic yet author-driven piece — no mass market, no Western brand knock-offs. Made for daily city wear, active leisure or a gift for patriotic friends and family.
The hoodie is crafted from dense brushed-back jersey at 280–320 g/m²: holds heat, fits well, doesn't sag after washing. A double-layer hood with a braided drawstring; reinforced ribbed cuffs and hem. The print is applied by DTF printing — durable ink that preserves every illustrative detail.
A streetwear-wardrobe staple: works in regular or oversize fits, pairs with a tee, longsleeve or shirt. Built for cool weather, active leisure and daily wear. Sizes XS–XXL.
For those serving or supporting the military — and unafraid of blunt language. A phrase that already became a meme of the full-scale war generation. A perfect pick for anyone seeking a basic yet author-driven piece — no mass market, no Western brand knock-offs. Made for daily city wear, active leisure or a gift for patriotic friends and family.
Material: 95% cotton, 5% elastane — premium quality, 190 g/m² density
Soft and pleasant on the skin, breathable and unrestrictive
Reinforced seams and elastic cuffs for durability
The print survives many washes — no cracking, no fading
Made in Ukraine with love and attention to detail
Who it suits
For those serving or supporting the military — and unafraid of blunt language. A phrase that already became a meme of the full-scale war generation. A perfect pick for anyone seeking a basic yet author-driven piece — no mass market, no Western brand knock-offs. Made for daily city wear, active leisure or a gift for patriotic friends and family.
Hoodie fit guide
Худі
Заміри зняті з виробу. Порівнюйте їх зі своїм худі, яке вже добре сидить по корпусу.
Length довжина по центру спини без урахування резинки
Width ширина виробу по корпусу
| Розмір | Довжина | Ширина |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 54 | 52 |
| S | 58 | 56 |
| M | 67 | 60 |
| L | 70 | 64 |
| XL | 73 | 68 |
| XXL | 78 | 72 |
Можлива похибка вимірювання: ±2 см.
Якщо хочете більш вільну посадку, закладайте запас по ширині корпусу.
Fit recommendations
Порівняйте заміри зі своїм худі, яке вже подобається по посадці.
Для шару під низ або relaxed fit краще орієнтуватися насамперед на ширину.
Delivery across Ukraine
Shipping1–2 days across Ukraine after the order is confirmed.
PaymentOnline, or after the manager confirms the details.
Exchange14 days to exchange the size if the item hasn't been worn.
Product care
Wash at 30 °C, inside out, without harsh detergents. Air-dry naturally — not on a radiator or in a tumble dryer. Iron inside out or through a cloth only. Up to 2% shrinkage on the first wash is normal for cotton.
What does the phrase “Stockless Punch” mean?
It's army slang — a direct quote from military speech, no censorship or grandstanding. A streetwear manifesto print: for those who know what service is and aren't afraid of blunt language.
How should I wash the hoodie so it stays in shape?
Wash at 30 °C on a cotton cycle, inside out, without bleach. Dry flat or on a hanger — never on a radiator or in a tumble dryer. Iron inside out and never touch the print.
How fast will the hoodie arrive?
Nova Poshta — 1–3 business days. Branch/parcel locker from 85 UAH, courier-to-door from 180 UAH. Orders placed before 2 PM ship the same day.
Can I order this hoodie with my own print?
Yes — order a custom print through our form: upload the artwork, pick the base hoodie colour and size, and we'll deliver your personal piece.
What does the phrase “Stockless Punch” mean?
It's army slang — a direct quote from military speech, no censorship or grandstanding. A streetwear manifesto print: for those who know what service is and aren't afraid of blunt language.
How should I wash the hoodie so it stays in shape?
Wash at 30 °C on a cotton cycle, inside out, without bleach. Dry flat or on a hanger — never on a radiator or in a tumble dryer. Iron inside out and never touch the print.
How fast will the hoodie arrive?
Nova Poshta — 1–3 business days. Branch/parcel locker from 85 UAH, courier-to-door from 180 UAH. Orders placed before 2 PM ship the same day.
Can I order this hoodie with my own print?
Yes — order a custom print through our form: upload the artwork, pick the base hoodie colour and size, and we'll deliver your personal piece.
What does the phrase “Stockless Punch” mean?
It's army slang — a direct quote from military speech, no censorship or grandstanding. A streetwear manifesto print: for those who know what service is and aren't afraid of blunt language.
How do I pick the right hoodie size?
For a classic fit, pick your usual size; for oversize, go one up. If you plan to layer the hoodie over a shirt or longsleeve, take one size up from your usual.
How should I wash the hoodie so it stays in shape?
Wash at 30 °C on a cotton cycle, inside out, without bleach. Dry flat or on a hanger — never on a radiator or in a tumble dryer. Iron inside out and never touch the print.
How fast will the hoodie arrive?
Nova Poshta — 1–3 business days. Branch/parcel locker from 85 UAH, courier-to-door from 180 UAH. Orders placed before 2 PM ship the same day.
Can I order this hoodie with my own print?
Yes — order a custom print through our form: upload the artwork, pick the base hoodie colour and size, and we'll deliver your personal piece.
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Детальніше про Hoodie «Stockless Punch»
About this Hoodie «Stockless Punch»
Hoodie «Stockless Punch» belongs to the author line of TwoComms, founded by a Kharkiv veteran. Every piece in the «in-shee-hd» series carries its own reason to exist — we don't ship clothing just for the season.
Hoodie «Stockless Punch» is produced in Kharkiv, with QA at every stage from cut to packaging. We don't push thousands of units for a discount; we ship the volume we can personally vouch for.
Who Hoodie «Stockless Punch» is for
This hoodies works as a daily base for the people who read graphics as a cypher, not decoration. Sizes XS, S, M, L, XL, XXL; available shades: Black.
How to style Hoodie «Stockless Punch»
Hoodie «Stockless Punch» styling: works as a base for a techwear jacket, as a solid under an oversize hoodie, or as a standalone top in an urban casual setup. The palette (Black) lets you play with cargo and tech tones.
Caring for Hoodie «Stockless Punch»
Wash Hoodie «Stockless Punch» inside-out with similarly coloured items. No aggressive stain removers. Iron with a warm setting from the inside, not over the print. Material: бавовна.
Shipping Hoodie «Stockless Punch»
We ship Hoodie «Stockless Punch» within 1–2 business days after order confirmation. Delivery via Nova Poshta or Ukrposhta across Ukraine; same-day courier is available for Kyiv and Kharkiv on in-stock items.
Why buy Hoodie «Stockless Punch» from TwoComms
Hoodie «Stockless Punch» ships with a 14-day no-questions-asked return policy and a free size/colour exchange. If anything doesn't add up, write to us; we reply fast and we don't look for reasons to decline.
Часті питання про Hoodie «Stockless Punch»
Does Hoodie «Stockless Punch» shrink after washing?
Shrinkage stays within 1% on the correct wash regime. Hoodie «Stockless Punch» is pre-shrunk in production; material: бавовна.
What shades are available for Hoodie «Stockless Punch»?
Product page lists every colour: Black. Additional shades are available on order (lead time from 7 days).
Which size of Hoodie «Stockless Punch» should I order?
If you're hesitating between sizes XS, S, M, L, XL, XXL, send your measurements to our manager — we'll suggest a size. In doubt between «fitted» and «relaxed», size up for oversize setups.
How much is shipping for Hoodie «Stockless Punch»?
Standard Nova Poshta or Ukrposhta tariffs. Free shipping on orders above UAH 2500 to the carrier's main depots.
Hoodie «Stockless Punch» — деталі моделі
The “Rear Guy In The Face” print is not for everyone. It is for those who know what war sounds like from the inside and aren’t afraid of that language. A TwoComms hoodie with this print is a streetwear manifesto for those who stand for directness and against hypocrisy. A hard visual punch that tells friend from stranger.
The hoodie is made of dense fleece-lined jersey 280–320 g/m²: keeps warmth, fits well, doesn’t stretch out after washing. A two-layer hood with a braided drawstring; cuffs and hem — reinforced ribbing. The print is applied with DTF printing — durable ink that conveys every detail of the illustration.
A staple layer of a streetwear wardrobe: fits both regular and oversize silhouettes, pairs with a t-shirt, longsleeve or shirt. Suitable for cool weather, active leisure and everyday wear. Sizes XS–XXL.
For those who served, are serving, or simply understand the uncensored truth. Streetwear for people who don’t sugarcoat words. For anyone looking for a warm, stylish hoodie with character — without mass-market cheap patriotism and copies of Western brands. For the city, active leisure, or as a patriotic gift.
Ця hoodie доступна у кольорах Чорний. Кожен варіант — це окрема посадка, тому фотографії на сторінці товару точно відображають той колір, який ви оберете у фільтрі.
Дизайн «Hoodie «Stockless Punch»» доступний також у форматі t-shirt та longsleeve — щоб ви могли зібрати капсулу одного принту під різну погоду.
Замовити hoodie «Hoodie «Stockless Punch»» можна по всій Україні: Київ, Харків, Львів, Одеса, Дніпро та інші міста. Доставка Новою Поштою — 1–3 робочі дні після відправлення, відстеження по TTN.
TwoComms — це український streetwear-бренд із мілітарним ДНК. Кожна hoodie, як і модель «Hoodie «Stockless Punch»», шиється в Україні зі щільної бавовни, з нанесенням принта DTF-друком, який витримує понад 50 циклів прання без втрати яскравості. Частина прибутку від кожної покупки йде на потреби Збройних Сил України.
