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Hoodie «Where Are My Gifts, You Bastards?»
Hoodies
Made in UA
Part of profits supports the Armed Forces of Ukraine
1665 UAH
1850 UAH
-10%
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Color
Black
Hoodie «Where Are My Gifts, You Bastards?» is more than apparel. It's a mindset.
Made for those who walk their own path even when everything around falls apart.
«Where Are My Gifts, You Bastards?» is a TwoComms author print: a holiday print soaked in dark humor about Christmas expectations — for those who celebrate on their own terms.
The hoodie is crafted from dense brushed-back jersey at 280–320 g/m²: holds heat, fits well, doesn't sag after washing. A double-layer hood with a braided drawstring; reinforced ribbed cuffs and hem. The print is applied by DTF printing — durable ink that preserves every illustrative detail.
A streetwear-wardrobe staple: works in regular or oversize fits, pairs with a tee, longsleeve or shirt. Built for cool weather, active leisure and daily wear. Sizes XS–XXL.
For anyone tired of saccharine holiday prints. An ironic gift for a friend or yourself — for office parties, family gatherings or winter nightlife. A perfect pick for anyone seeking a basic yet author-driven piece — no mass market, no Western brand knock-offs. Made for daily city wear, active leisure or a gift for patriotic friends and family.
The hoodie is crafted from dense brushed-back jersey at 280–320 g/m²: holds heat, fits well, doesn't sag after washing. A double-layer hood with a braided drawstring; reinforced ribbed cuffs and hem. The print is applied by DTF printing — durable ink that preserves every illustrative detail.
A streetwear-wardrobe staple: works in regular or oversize fits, pairs with a tee, longsleeve or shirt. Built for cool weather, active leisure and daily wear. Sizes XS–XXL.
For anyone tired of saccharine holiday prints. An ironic gift for a friend or yourself — for office parties, family gatherings or winter nightlife. A perfect pick for anyone seeking a basic yet author-driven piece — no mass market, no Western brand knock-offs. Made for daily city wear, active leisure or a gift for patriotic friends and family.
Material: 95% cotton, 5% elastane — premium quality, 190 g/m² density
Soft and pleasant on the skin, breathable and unrestrictive
Reinforced seams and elastic cuffs for durability
The print survives many washes — no cracking, no fading
Made in Ukraine with love and attention to detail
Who it suits
For anyone tired of saccharine holiday prints. An ironic gift for a friend or yourself — for office parties, family gatherings or winter nightlife. A perfect pick for anyone seeking a basic yet author-driven piece — no mass market, no Western brand knock-offs. Made for daily city wear, active leisure or a gift for patriotic friends and family.
Hoodie fit guide
Худі
Заміри зняті з виробу. Порівнюйте їх зі своїм худі, яке вже добре сидить по корпусу.
Length довжина по центру спини без урахування резинки
Width ширина виробу по корпусу
| Розмір | Довжина | Ширина |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 54 | 52 |
| S | 58 | 56 |
| M | 67 | 60 |
| L | 70 | 64 |
| XL | 73 | 68 |
| XXL | 78 | 72 |
Можлива похибка вимірювання: ±2 см.
Якщо хочете більш вільну посадку, закладайте запас по ширині корпусу.
Fit recommendations
Порівняйте заміри зі своїм худі, яке вже подобається по посадці.
Для шару під низ або relaxed fit краще орієнтуватися насамперед на ширину.
Delivery across Ukraine
Shipping1–2 days across Ukraine after the order is confirmed.
PaymentOnline, or after the manager confirms the details.
Exchange14 days to exchange the size if the item hasn't been worn.
Product care
Wash at 30 °C, inside out, without harsh detergents. Air-dry naturally — not on a radiator or in a tumble dryer. Iron inside out or through a cloth only. Up to 2% shrinkage on the first wash is normal for cotton.
Is this a holiday / Christmas print?
Yes — it's an author-driven TwoComms Christmas print built on dark humor. Not a sugary holiday card, but a provocative joke. Great as the centerpiece of a festive look or an ironic gift.
How should I wash the hoodie so it stays in shape?
Wash at 30 °C on a cotton cycle, inside out, without bleach. Dry flat or on a hanger — never on a radiator or in a tumble dryer. Iron inside out and never touch the print.
How fast will the hoodie arrive?
Nova Poshta — 1–3 business days. Branch/parcel locker from 85 UAH, courier-to-door from 180 UAH. Orders placed before 2 PM ship the same day.
Can I order this hoodie with my own print?
Yes — order a custom print through our form: upload the artwork, pick the base hoodie colour and size, and we'll deliver your personal piece.
Is this a holiday / Christmas print?
Yes — it's an author-driven TwoComms Christmas print built on dark humor. Not a sugary holiday card, but a provocative joke. Great as the centerpiece of a festive look or an ironic gift.
How should I wash the hoodie so it stays in shape?
Wash at 30 °C on a cotton cycle, inside out, without bleach. Dry flat or on a hanger — never on a radiator or in a tumble dryer. Iron inside out and never touch the print.
How fast will the hoodie arrive?
Nova Poshta — 1–3 business days. Branch/parcel locker from 85 UAH, courier-to-door from 180 UAH. Orders placed before 2 PM ship the same day.
Can I order this hoodie with my own print?
Yes — order a custom print through our form: upload the artwork, pick the base hoodie colour and size, and we'll deliver your personal piece.
Is this a holiday / Christmas print?
Yes — it's an author-driven TwoComms Christmas print built on dark humor. Not a sugary holiday card, but a provocative joke. Great as the centerpiece of a festive look or an ironic gift.
How do I pick the right hoodie size?
For a classic fit, pick your usual size; for oversize, go one up. If you plan to layer the hoodie over a shirt or longsleeve, take one size up from your usual.
How should I wash the hoodie so it stays in shape?
Wash at 30 °C on a cotton cycle, inside out, without bleach. Dry flat or on a hanger — never on a radiator or in a tumble dryer. Iron inside out and never touch the print.
How fast will the hoodie arrive?
Nova Poshta — 1–3 business days. Branch/parcel locker from 85 UAH, courier-to-door from 180 UAH. Orders placed before 2 PM ship the same day.
Can I order this hoodie with my own print?
Yes — order a custom print through our form: upload the artwork, pick the base hoodie colour and size, and we'll deliver your personal piece.
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Детальніше про Hoodie «Where Are My Gifts, You Bastards?»
About this Hoodie «Where Are My Gifts, You Bastards?»
Hoodie «Where Are My Gifts, You Bastards?» belongs to the author line of TwoComms, founded by a Kharkiv veteran. Every piece in the «where-mi-present-hd» series carries its own reason to exist — we don't ship clothing just for the season.
Hoodie «Where Are My Gifts, You Bastards?» is produced in Kharkiv, with QA at every stage from cut to packaging. We don't push thousands of units for a discount; we ship the volume we can personally vouch for.
Who Hoodie «Where Are My Gifts, You Bastards?» is for
This hoodies works as a daily base for the people who read graphics as a cypher, not decoration. Sizes XS, S, M, L, XL, XXL; available shades: Black.
How to style Hoodie «Where Are My Gifts, You Bastards?»
Best setup for Hoodie «Where Are My Gifts, You Bastards?»: a straight pair of denim, tech mocs or work boots, and a waist bag. With the darker version, add a metal accessory; with a lighter one, go with a neutral headpiece.
Caring for Hoodie «Where Are My Gifts, You Bastards?»
Wash Hoodie «Where Are My Gifts, You Bastards?» inside-out with similarly coloured items. No aggressive stain removers. Iron with a warm setting from the inside, not over the print. Material: бавовна.
Shipping Hoodie «Where Are My Gifts, You Bastards?»
Order Hoodie «Where Are My Gifts, You Bastards?» any time of day. Our manager will follow up via Telegram or phone. Pay online (card / Apple Pay / Google Pay) or use cash on delivery on pick-up.
Why buy Hoodie «Where Are My Gifts, You Bastards?» from TwoComms
Why buy Hoodie «Where Are My Gifts, You Bastards?» from TwoComms: the brand has a real veteran biography (not a marketing one); prints are made with an opinion, not as trend-following; production is in Kharkiv with QA at every stage.
Часті питання про Hoodie «Where Are My Gifts, You Bastards?»
Does Hoodie «Where Are My Gifts, You Bastards?» shrink after washing?
Wash on the «delicate» cycle at 30 °C and dry flat — Hoodie «Where Are My Gifts, You Bastards?» stays within 1–2% shrinkage. Fabric is бавовна, pre-shrunk.
What shades are available for Hoodie «Where Are My Gifts, You Bastards?»?
Product page lists every colour: Black. Additional shades are available on order (lead time from 7 days).
How do I pick the right size for Hoodie «Where Are My Gifts, You Bastards?»?
Hoodie «Where Are My Gifts, You Bastards?» ships in XS, S, M, L, XL, XXL. If you're between sizes, TwoComms recommends sizing down for a regular fit and up for oversize. Full detail in the size guide.
How does shipping work for Hoodie «Where Are My Gifts, You Bastards?» in Ukraine?
Tariff is set by the carrier when the waybill is issued — typically UAH 60–110 to a Nova Poshta depot. Free shipping kicks in at UAH 2500.
Hoodie «Where Are My Gifts, You Bastards?» — деталі моделі
The “Where Are My Presents, Scum?” print is a Christmas manifesto for those tired of sugary New Year kitsch. A hard joke, dark humor, a military attitude to holidays. The hoodie becomes the main statement at an office party, a family gathering or a night with friends where you can laugh out loud.
The hoodie is made of dense fleece-lined jersey 280–320 g/m²: keeps warmth, fits well, doesn’t stretch out after washing. A two-layer hood with a braided drawstring; cuffs and hem — reinforced ribbing. The print is applied with DTF printing — durable ink that conveys every detail of the illustration.
A staple layer of a streetwear wardrobe: fits both regular and oversize silhouettes, pairs with a t-shirt, longsleeve or shirt. Suitable for cool weather, active leisure and everyday wear. Sizes XS–XXL.
For those with a sense of humor who aren’t afraid of provocation. A gift for a cynical friend or a colleague who hates office parties. For anyone looking for a warm, stylish hoodie with character — without mass-market cheap patriotism and copies of Western brands. For the city, active leisure, or as a patriotic gift.
Ця hoodie доступна у кольорах Чорний. Кожен варіант — це окрема посадка, тому фотографії на сторінці товару точно відображають той колір, який ви оберете у фільтрі.
Дизайн «Hoodie «Where Are My Gifts, You Bastards?»» доступний також у форматі longsleeve — щоб ви могли зібрати капсулу одного принту під різну погоду.
Замовити hoodie «Hoodie «Where Are My Gifts, You Bastards?»» можна по всій Україні: Київ, Харків, Львів, Одеса, Дніпро та інші міста. Доставка Новою Поштою — 1–3 робочі дні після відправлення, відстеження по TTN.
TwoComms — це український streetwear-бренд із мілітарним ДНК. Кожна hoodie, як і модель «Hoodie «Where Are My Gifts, You Bastards?»», шиється в Україні зі щільної бавовни, з нанесенням принта DTF-друком, який витримує понад 50 циклів прання без втрати яскравості. Частина прибутку від кожної покупки йде на потреби Збройних Сил України.
