Is this a holiday / Christmas print?

Yes — it's an author-driven TwoComms Christmas print built on dark humor. Not a sugary holiday card, but a provocative joke. Great as the centerpiece of a festive look or an ironic gift.

Can I order this tee with my own print?

Yes — TwoComms runs a custom-print service. Send the artwork, choose colour and size, we print and ship. Minimum order: 1 piece.

How do I pick the right tee size?

Use the size chart. For regular fit, pick your usual size; for oversize, go one down (moderate oversize) or your usual (pronounced). When in doubt between two sizes — go up.

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T-shirt «Where Are My Gifts, You Bastards?»

Name: T-shirt «Where Are My Gifts, You Bastards?»
SKU: TC-7
Price: 1100 UAH
Availability: InStock

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1100 UAH

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S M L XL 2XL

Color

Coyote Black

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Classic 1100 UAH Oversize 1250 UAH

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T-shirt «Where Are My Gifts, You Bastards?» is more than apparel. It's a mindset.

Made for those who walk their own path even when everything around falls apart.

«Where Are My Gifts, You Bastards?» is a TwoComms author print: a holiday print soaked in dark humor about Christmas expectations — for those who celebrate on their own terms.

Built from dense cotton jersey at 180–220 g/m²: opaque, holds its shape after washing, soft to the skin. The print is applied by DTF printing — saturated colours, fine detail and a lifespan of 50+ wash cycles when care instructions are followed.

A universal shape: works solo or layered under a shirt, hoodie or light jacket. Pairs with jeans, cargo pants, shorts or a skirt. Available in regular and oversize silhouettes, sizes XS–XXL.

For anyone tired of saccharine holiday prints. An ironic gift for a friend or yourself — for office parties, family gatherings or winter nightlife. A perfect pick for anyone seeking a basic yet author-driven piece — no mass market, no Western brand knock-offs. Made for daily city wear, active leisure or a gift for patriotic friends and family.

Who it suits

For anyone tired of saccharine holiday prints. An ironic gift for a friend or yourself — for office parties, family gatherings or winter nightlife. A perfect pick for anyone seeking a basic yet author-driven piece — no mass market, no Western brand knock-offs. Made for daily city wear, active leisure or a gift for patriotic friends and family.

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Classic starts at S. Compare exact measurements or get a height and weight recommendation.

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Classic

Coyote

Actual measurements of the classic T-shirt laid flat. Allow for a ±1–2 cm measuring tolerance.

Measure a laid-flat T-shirt and compare it with the chart. The classic chart covers S–3XL; oversize covers XS–2XL.

Classic — T-shirt «Where Are My Gifts, You Bastards?»
Size	Chest circumference	Garment length	Sleeve length	Shoulder width
S	92	65	16	43
M	100	68	17	44
L	108	70	19	47
XL	116	74	21	49
2XL	124	76	22	52
3XL	132	79	24	53

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Oversize

Coyote

Actual measurements of the oversize T-shirt laid flat. Allow for a ±1–2 cm measuring tolerance.

Measure a laid-flat T-shirt and compare it with the chart. The classic chart covers S–3XL; oversize covers XS–2XL.

Oversize T-shirt size chart for T-shirt «Where Are My Gifts, You Bastards?» — Oversize size guide for T-shirt «Where Are My Gifts, You Bastards?»

Oversize — T-shirt «Where Are My Gifts, You Bastards?»
Size	Garment length	Shoulder length	Sleeve length	Chest circumference	Shoulder width
XS	70	14	25	102	42
S	70	14	25	108	45
M	70	14	25	110	45
L	70	14	25	115	46
XL	70	14	25	117	46
2XL	71	14	25	124	47

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T-shirt «Where Are My Gifts, You Bastards?»

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A tee for your hoodie

Size	Chest circumference	Garment length	Sleeve length	Shoulder width
S	92	65	16	43
M	100	68	17	44
L	108	70	19	47
XL	116	74	21	49
2XL	124	76	22	52
3XL	132	79	24	53

Size	Garment length	Shoulder length	Sleeve length	Chest circumference	Shoulder width
XS	70	14	25	102	42
S	70	14	25	108	45
M	70	14	25	110	45
L	70	14	25	115	46
XL	70	14	25	117	46
2XL	71	14	25	124	47

Size	Chest circumference	Garment length	Sleeve length	Shoulder width
S	92	65	16	43
M	100	68	17	44
L	108	70	19	47
XL	116	74	21	49
2XL	124	76	22	52
3XL	132	79	24	53

Size	Garment length	Shoulder length	Sleeve length	Chest circumference	Shoulder width
XS	70	14	25	102	42
S	70	14	25	108	45
M	70	14	25	110	45
L	70	14	25	115	46
XL	70	14	25	117	46
2XL	71	14	25	124	47

T-shirt «Where Are My Gifts, You Bastards?»

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Size	Chest circumference	Garment length	Sleeve length	Shoulder width
S	92	65	16	43
M	100	68	17	44
L	108	70	19	47
XL	116	74	21	49
2XL	124	76	22	52
3XL	132	79	24	53

Size	Garment length	Shoulder length	Sleeve length	Chest circumference	Shoulder width
XS	70	14	25	102	42
S	70	14	25	108	45
M	70	14	25	110	45
L	70	14	25	115	46
XL	70	14	25	117	46
2XL	71	14	25	124	47