Is this a holiday / Christmas print?

Yes — it's an author-driven TwoComms Christmas print built on dark humor. Not a sugary holiday card, but a provocative joke. Great as the centerpiece of a festive look or an ironic gift.

How should I wash the longsleeve to keep the print bright?

Wash at 30 °C, inside out, no bleach. Air-dry only. Iron from the inside or through a cloth — never touch the print with the iron.

Can I order this longsleeve with my own print?

Yes — TwoComms offers custom printing. Send us the artwork, pick the longsleeve colour and size, and we'll print and ship it.

How do I pick the right longsleeve size?

For a regular fit, pick your usual size; for oversize, go one up. If you plan to layer the longsleeve under a hoodie or jacket, stick to your usual size.

Longsleeve «Where Are My Gifts, You Bastards?» — main product photo TwoComms

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Longsleeve «Where Are My Gifts, You Bastards?»

Name: Longsleeve «Where Are My Gifts, You Bastards?»
SKU: TC-9
Price: 1610 UAH
Availability: InStock

Longsleeves

Made in UA Part of profits supports the Armed Forces of Ukraine

1610 UAH 1750 UAH -8%

Size How to choose a size?

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Color

Black

Longsleeve «Where Are My Gifts, You Bastards?» is more than apparel. It's a mindset.

Made for those who walk their own path even when everything around falls apart.

«Where Are My Gifts, You Bastards?» is a TwoComms author print: a holiday print soaked in dark humor about Christmas expectations — for those who celebrate on their own terms.

The longsleeve is made from cotton jersey at 200–240 g/m² — denser than tee fabric, lighter than a hoodie. Cuffs feature a two-layer rib that keeps sleeves in place. The print is applied by DTF: saturated, durable colours and fine detail.

A universal streetwear base layer: wear solo in cool weather, layer under a hoodie or light jacket. Pairs with jeans, cargos and dark bottoms. Available in regular and oversize fits, sizes XS–XXL.

For anyone tired of saccharine holiday prints. An ironic gift for a friend or yourself — for office parties, family gatherings or winter nightlife. A perfect pick for anyone seeking a basic yet author-driven piece — no mass market, no Western brand knock-offs. Made for daily city wear, active leisure or a gift for patriotic friends and family.

Who it suits

For anyone tired of saccharine holiday prints. An ironic gift for a friend or yourself — for office parties, family gatherings or winter nightlife. A perfect pick for anyone seeking a basic yet author-driven piece — no mass market, no Western brand knock-offs. Made for daily city wear, active leisure or a gift for patriotic friends and family.

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