T-shirt «death grabs ass» is more than apparel. It's a mindset.
Made for those who walk their own path even when everything around falls apart.
Classic starts at S. Compare exact measurements or get a height and weight recommendation.
Actual measurements of the classic T-shirt laid flat. Allow for a ±1–2 cm measuring tolerance.
Measure a laid-flat T-shirt and compare it with the chart. The classic chart covers S–3XL; oversize covers XS–2XL.
| Size | Chest circumference | Garment length | Sleeve length | Shoulder width |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 92 | 65 | 16 | 43 |
| M | 100 | 68 | 17 | 44 |
| L | 108 | 70 | 19 | 47 |
| XL | 116 | 74 | 21 | 49 |
| 2XL | 124 | 76 | 22 | 52 |
| 3XL | 132 | 79 | 24 | 53 |
Actual measurements of the oversize T-shirt laid flat. Allow for a ±1–2 cm measuring tolerance.
Measure a laid-flat T-shirt and compare it with the chart. The classic chart covers S–3XL; oversize covers XS–2XL.
| Size | Garment length | Shoulder length | Sleeve length | Chest circumference | Shoulder width |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 70 | 14 | 25 | 102 | 42 |
| S | 70 | 14 | 25 | 108 | 45 |
| M | 70 | 14 | 25 | 110 | 45 |
| L | 70 | 14 | 25 | 115 | 46 |
| XL | 70 | 14 | 25 | 117 | 46 |
| 2XL | 71 | 14 | 25 | 124 | 47 |
This is an estimate: garment cut and your preferred ease also affect the fit.
Enter your measurements to see a recommendation.
The «death-grabs-ass» series is part of the TwoComms author line. T-shirt «death grabs ass» is its concrete realisation: dense base, clean fit, graphics with meaning.
T-shirt «death grabs ass» ships with a dense base and an author DTF print, made in Ukraine. No offshore scaling — the run stays within a size where the founder can inspect each unit personally.
T-shirt «death grabs ass» works for people who don't want just another printed t-shirts but a piece with a reason to exist. Sizes S, M, L, XL, XXL cover both regular and oversize fits; colours (Black) give options for the daily rotation.
T-shirt «death grabs ass» holds shape solo and in a layer: under a long sleeve, inside an unbuttoned shirt, with technical pants or with straight denim. If you pick one of the colour options, try building the wardrobe over it instead of from the «outer layer».
Care for T-shirt «death grabs ass»: hand or delicate-cycle machine wash, max 30 °C, max 600 RPM spin. Dry flat on a towel. Material: бавовна; full guide in the «Apparel care» section.
Shipping options for T-shirt «death grabs ass»: Nova Poshta (depot / post-locker / door-to-door), Ukrposhta, DPD. Orders are confirmed within an hour during business hours and dispatched the same day if placed before 14:00.
T-shirt «death grabs ass» is made by a brand founded by a combat veteran — Artem Synylo, Kharkiv. We don't scale runs for the sake of a discount and we don't ship collections whose graphics don't mean anything.
“death grabs ass” is an English-language TwoComms meme print in the style of absurdist streetwear: dark humor, subtle sarcasm, zero excess seriousness. A t-shirt in this look is the main joke of a club or street outfit for those who get irony without explanations.
Made of dense cotton jersey 180–220 g/m²: not see-through, keeps its shape after washing, soft to the skin. The print is applied with DTF printing — rich colors, fine details and durability for 50+ wash cycles when care rules are followed.
A universal shape: works both worn solo and layered under a shirt, hoodie or light jacket. Pairs with jeans, cargo pants, shorts or a skirt. Available in regular and oversize silhouettes, sizes XS–XXL.
For people with a fine sense of humor, fans of absurdist streetwear, club and concert goers. For anyone looking for a basic yet original t-shirt — without mass market and copies of Western brands. For everyday city wear, active leisure, or as a gift for patriotic loved ones.
Ця t-shirt доступна у кольорах Чорний. Кожен варіант — це окрема посадка, тому фотографії на сторінці товару точно відображають той колір, який ви оберете у фільтрі.
Дизайн «T-shirt «death grabs ass»» доступний також у форматі hoodie та longsleeve — щоб ви могли зібрати капсулу одного принту під різну погоду.
Ця t-shirt доступна у кількох посадках: Класичний, Оверсайз. Виберіть свою — від класичного, ближчого до тіла силуету, до виразного оверсайз-фіту.
Замовити t-shirt «T-shirt «death grabs ass»» можна по всій Україні: Київ, Харків, Львів, Одеса, Дніпро та інші міста. Доставка Новою Поштою — 1–3 робочі дні після відправлення, відстеження по TTN.
TwoComms — це український streetwear-бренд із мілітарним ДНК. Кожна t-shirt, як і модель «T-shirt «death grabs ass»», шиється в Україні зі щільної бавовни, з нанесенням принта DTF-друком, який витримує понад 50 циклів прання без втрати яскравості. Частина прибутку від кожної покупки йде на потреби Збройних Сил України.
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