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Hoodie «death grabs ass»
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Made in UA
Part of profits supports the Armed Forces of Ukraine
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1850 UAH
-10%
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Color
Black
Hoodie «death grabs ass» is more than apparel. It's a mindset.
Made for those who walk their own path even when everything around falls apart.
«death grabs ass» is a TwoComms author print: the death grabs ass message: streetwear absurdism in the signature tattoo-graphic style.
The hoodie is crafted from dense brushed-back jersey at 280–320 g/m²: holds heat, fits well, doesn't sag after washing. A double-layer hood with a braided drawstring; reinforced ribbed cuffs and hem. The print is applied by DTF printing — durable ink that preserves every illustrative detail.
A streetwear-wardrobe staple: works in regular or oversize fits, pairs with a tee, longsleeve or shirt. Built for cool weather, active leisure and daily wear. Sizes XS–XXL.
For people who read prints as memes, not as decoration. The English-language message lands for Ukrainian and international audiences alike. A perfect pick for anyone seeking a basic yet author-driven piece — no mass market, no Western brand knock-offs. Made for daily city wear, active leisure or a gift for patriotic friends and family.
The hoodie is crafted from dense brushed-back jersey at 280–320 g/m²: holds heat, fits well, doesn't sag after washing. A double-layer hood with a braided drawstring; reinforced ribbed cuffs and hem. The print is applied by DTF printing — durable ink that preserves every illustrative detail.
A streetwear-wardrobe staple: works in regular or oversize fits, pairs with a tee, longsleeve or shirt. Built for cool weather, active leisure and daily wear. Sizes XS–XXL.
For people who read prints as memes, not as decoration. The English-language message lands for Ukrainian and international audiences alike. A perfect pick for anyone seeking a basic yet author-driven piece — no mass market, no Western brand knock-offs. Made for daily city wear, active leisure or a gift for patriotic friends and family.
Material: 95% cotton, 5% elastane — premium quality, 190 g/m² density
Soft and pleasant on the skin, breathable and unrestrictive
Reinforced seams and elastic cuffs for durability
The print survives many washes — no cracking, no fading
Made in Ukraine with love and attention to detail
Who it suits
For people who read prints as memes, not as decoration. The English-language message lands for Ukrainian and international audiences alike. A perfect pick for anyone seeking a basic yet author-driven piece — no mass market, no Western brand knock-offs. Made for daily city wear, active leisure or a gift for patriotic friends and family.
Fit guide
Size guidance
If the item does not have a dedicated chart yet, compare it with a similar garment of yours or message us before checkout.
Compare the width, length and fit with your own garment.
For a non-standard fit it is best to confirm the size with support.
Delivery across Ukraine
Shipping1–2 days across Ukraine after the order is confirmed.
PaymentOnline, or after the manager confirms the details.
Exchange14 days to exchange the size if the item hasn't been worn.
Product care
Wash at 30 °C, inside out, without harsh detergents. Air-dry naturally — not on a radiator or in a tumble dryer. Iron inside out or through a cloth only. Up to 2% shrinkage on the first wash is normal for cotton.
What does the “death grabs ass” print mean?
An English-language meme print in the streetwear-absurd vein: dark humor with no pathos or political subtext. For those who value irony and aren't afraid of provocative slogans.
How should I wash the hoodie so it stays in shape?
Wash at 30 °C on a cotton cycle, inside out, without bleach. Dry flat or on a hanger — never on a radiator or in a tumble dryer. Iron inside out and never touch the print.
How fast will the hoodie arrive?
Nova Poshta — 1–3 business days. Branch/parcel locker from 85 UAH, courier-to-door from 180 UAH. Orders placed before 2 PM ship the same day.
Can I order this hoodie with my own print?
Yes — order a custom print through our form: upload the artwork, pick the base hoodie colour and size, and we'll deliver your personal piece.
What does the “death grabs ass” print mean?
An English-language meme print in the streetwear-absurd vein: dark humor with no pathos or political subtext. For those who value irony and aren't afraid of provocative slogans.
How should I wash the hoodie so it stays in shape?
Wash at 30 °C on a cotton cycle, inside out, without bleach. Dry flat or on a hanger — never on a radiator or in a tumble dryer. Iron inside out and never touch the print.
How fast will the hoodie arrive?
Nova Poshta — 1–3 business days. Branch/parcel locker from 85 UAH, courier-to-door from 180 UAH. Orders placed before 2 PM ship the same day.
Can I order this hoodie with my own print?
Yes — order a custom print through our form: upload the artwork, pick the base hoodie colour and size, and we'll deliver your personal piece.
What does the “death grabs ass” print mean?
An English-language meme print in the streetwear-absurd vein: dark humor with no pathos or political subtext. For those who value irony and aren't afraid of provocative slogans.
How do I pick the right hoodie size?
For a classic fit, pick your usual size; for oversize, go one up. If you plan to layer the hoodie over a shirt or longsleeve, take one size up from your usual.
How should I wash the hoodie so it stays in shape?
Wash at 30 °C on a cotton cycle, inside out, without bleach. Dry flat or on a hanger — never on a radiator or in a tumble dryer. Iron inside out and never touch the print.
How fast will the hoodie arrive?
Nova Poshta — 1–3 business days. Branch/parcel locker from 85 UAH, courier-to-door from 180 UAH. Orders placed before 2 PM ship the same day.
Can I order this hoodie with my own print?
Yes — order a custom print through our form: upload the artwork, pick the base hoodie colour and size, and we'll deliver your personal piece.
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Детальніше про Hoodie «death grabs ass»
About this Hoodie «death grabs ass»
Hoodie «death grabs ass» ships with a dense base and an author DTF print, made in Ukraine. No offshore scaling — the run stays within a size where the founder can inspect each unit personally.
Hoodie «death grabs ass» belongs to the author line of TwoComms, founded by a Kharkiv veteran. Every piece in the «death-grabs-ass-hd» series carries its own reason to exist — we don't ship clothing just for the season.
Who Hoodie «death grabs ass» is for
Hoodie «death grabs ass» was made for people whose print is a part of their character, not a seasonal mood. Choose between regular and oversize fit, sizes XS, S, M, L, XL, XXL, colours Black.
How to style Hoodie «death grabs ass»
Hoodie «death grabs ass» reads in three setups: technurban with cargo and trainers; working smart-casual with straight trousers and boots; clean streetwear with oversize bottoms. A universal base.
Caring for Hoodie «death grabs ass»
Hoodie «death grabs ass» survives up to 30 wash cycles without meaningful shrinkage if you follow the regime. Do not tumble-dry on high heat; material: бавовна.
Shipping Hoodie «death grabs ass»
We ship Hoodie «death grabs ass» within 1–2 business days after order confirmation. Delivery via Nova Poshta or Ukrposhta across Ukraine; same-day courier is available for Kyiv and Kharkiv on in-stock items.
Why buy Hoodie «death grabs ass» from TwoComms
Hoodie «death grabs ass» is made by a brand founded by a combat veteran — Artem Synylo, Kharkiv. We don't scale runs for the sake of a discount and we don't ship collections whose graphics don't mean anything.
Часті питання про Hoodie «death grabs ass»
Does Hoodie «death grabs ass» shrink after washing?
Wash on the «delicate» cycle at 30 °C and dry flat — Hoodie «death grabs ass» stays within 1–2% shrinkage. Fabric is бавовна, pre-shrunk.
What shades are available for Hoodie «death grabs ass»?
Product page lists every colour: Black. Additional shades are available on order (lead time from 7 days).
Which size of Hoodie «death grabs ass» should I order?
If you're hesitating between sizes XS, S, M, L, XL, XXL, send your measurements to our manager — we'll suggest a size. In doubt between «fitted» and «relaxed», size up for oversize setups.
How does shipping work for Hoodie «death grabs ass» in Ukraine?
Ukraine-wide delivery follows the carrier's tariff. Orders above UAH 2500 ship free to Nova Poshta or Ukrposhta depots.
Hoodie «death grabs ass» — деталі моделі
“death grabs ass” is an English-language TwoComms meme print in the style of absurdist streetwear: dark humor, subtle sarcasm, zero excess seriousness. A hoodie in this look is the main joke of a club or street outfit for those who get irony without explanations.
The hoodie is made of dense fleece-lined jersey 280–320 g/m²: keeps warmth, fits well, doesn’t stretch out after washing. A two-layer hood with a braided drawstring; cuffs and hem — reinforced ribbing. The print is applied with DTF printing — durable ink that conveys every detail of the illustration.
A staple layer of a streetwear wardrobe: fits both regular and oversize silhouettes, pairs with a t-shirt, longsleeve or shirt. Suitable for cool weather, active leisure and everyday wear. Sizes XS–XXL.
For people with a fine sense of humor, fans of absurdist streetwear, club and concert goers. For anyone looking for a warm, stylish hoodie with character — without mass-market cheap patriotism and copies of Western brands. For the city, active leisure, or as a patriotic gift.
Ця hoodie доступна у кольорах Чорний. Кожен варіант — це окрема посадка, тому фотографії на сторінці товару точно відображають той колір, який ви оберете у фільтрі.
Дизайн «Hoodie «death grabs ass»» доступний також у форматі t-shirt та longsleeve — щоб ви могли зібрати капсулу одного принту під різну погоду.
Замовити hoodie «Hoodie «death grabs ass»» можна по всій Україні: Київ, Харків, Львів, Одеса, Дніпро та інші міста. Доставка Новою Поштою — 1–3 робочі дні після відправлення, відстеження по TTN.
TwoComms — це український streetwear-бренд із мілітарним ДНК. Кожна hoodie, як і модель «Hoodie «death grabs ass»», шиється в Україні зі щільної бавовни, з нанесенням принта DTF-друком, який витримує понад 50 циклів прання без втрати яскравості. Частина прибутку від кожної покупки йде на потреби Збройних Сил України.
