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Hoodie «Lord Of The Lending»
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Made in UA
Part of profits supports the Armed Forces of Ukraine
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1850 UAH
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Color
Black
Hoodie «Lord Of The Lending» is more than apparel. It's a mindset.
Made for those who walk their own path even when everything around falls apart.
«Lord Of The Lending» is a TwoComms author print: an English-language satire of credit culture: Lord Of The Lending in the signature TwoComms graphic style.
The hoodie is crafted from dense brushed-back jersey at 280–320 g/m²: holds heat, fits well, doesn't sag after washing. A double-layer hood with a braided drawstring; reinforced ribbed cuffs and hem. The print is applied by DTF printing — durable ink that preserves every illustrative detail.
A streetwear-wardrobe staple: works in regular or oversize fits, pairs with a tee, longsleeve or shirt. Built for cool weather, active leisure and daily wear. Sizes XS–XXL.
For everyone navigating mortgages, rates and recurring payments — and capable of laughing at their own financial reality. A perfect pick for anyone seeking a basic yet author-driven piece — no mass market, no Western brand knock-offs. Made for daily city wear, active leisure or a gift for patriotic friends and family.
The hoodie is crafted from dense brushed-back jersey at 280–320 g/m²: holds heat, fits well, doesn't sag after washing. A double-layer hood with a braided drawstring; reinforced ribbed cuffs and hem. The print is applied by DTF printing — durable ink that preserves every illustrative detail.
A streetwear-wardrobe staple: works in regular or oversize fits, pairs with a tee, longsleeve or shirt. Built for cool weather, active leisure and daily wear. Sizes XS–XXL.
For everyone navigating mortgages, rates and recurring payments — and capable of laughing at their own financial reality. A perfect pick for anyone seeking a basic yet author-driven piece — no mass market, no Western brand knock-offs. Made for daily city wear, active leisure or a gift for patriotic friends and family.
Material: 95% cotton, 5% elastane — premium quality, 190 g/m² density
Soft and pleasant on the skin, breathable and unrestrictive
Reinforced seams and elastic cuffs for durability
The print survives many washes — no cracking, no fading
Made in Ukraine with love and attention to detail
Who it suits
For everyone navigating mortgages, rates and recurring payments — and capable of laughing at their own financial reality. A perfect pick for anyone seeking a basic yet author-driven piece — no mass market, no Western brand knock-offs. Made for daily city wear, active leisure or a gift for patriotic friends and family.
Fit guide
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Compare the width, length and fit with your own garment.
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Delivery across Ukraine
Shipping1–2 days across Ukraine after the order is confirmed.
PaymentOnline, or after the manager confirms the details.
Exchange14 days to exchange the size if the item hasn't been worn.
Product care
Wash at 30 °C, inside out, without harsh detergents. Air-dry naturally — not on a radiator or in a tumble dryer. Iron inside out or through a cloth only. Up to 2% shrinkage on the first wash is normal for cotton.
What's the wordplay behind “Lord Of The Lending”?
A satirical riff on “Lord of the Rings”: a print about the lords of the lending department who own your payment plan. English-language streetwear humor for anyone who laughs at the financial system.
How should I wash the hoodie so it stays in shape?
Wash at 30 °C on a cotton cycle, inside out, without bleach. Dry flat or on a hanger — never on a radiator or in a tumble dryer. Iron inside out and never touch the print.
How fast will the hoodie arrive?
Nova Poshta — 1–3 business days. Branch/parcel locker from 85 UAH, courier-to-door from 180 UAH. Orders placed before 2 PM ship the same day.
Can I order this hoodie with my own print?
Yes — order a custom print through our form: upload the artwork, pick the base hoodie colour and size, and we'll deliver your personal piece.
What's the wordplay behind “Lord Of The Lending”?
A satirical riff on “Lord of the Rings”: a print about the lords of the lending department who own your payment plan. English-language streetwear humor for anyone who laughs at the financial system.
How should I wash the hoodie so it stays in shape?
Wash at 30 °C on a cotton cycle, inside out, without bleach. Dry flat or on a hanger — never on a radiator or in a tumble dryer. Iron inside out and never touch the print.
How fast will the hoodie arrive?
Nova Poshta — 1–3 business days. Branch/parcel locker from 85 UAH, courier-to-door from 180 UAH. Orders placed before 2 PM ship the same day.
Can I order this hoodie with my own print?
Yes — order a custom print through our form: upload the artwork, pick the base hoodie colour and size, and we'll deliver your personal piece.
What's the wordplay behind “Lord Of The Lending”?
A satirical riff on “Lord of the Rings”: a print about the lords of the lending department who own your payment plan. English-language streetwear humor for anyone who laughs at the financial system.
How do I pick the right hoodie size?
For a classic fit, pick your usual size; for oversize, go one up. If you plan to layer the hoodie over a shirt or longsleeve, take one size up from your usual.
How should I wash the hoodie so it stays in shape?
Wash at 30 °C on a cotton cycle, inside out, without bleach. Dry flat or on a hanger — never on a radiator or in a tumble dryer. Iron inside out and never touch the print.
How fast will the hoodie arrive?
Nova Poshta — 1–3 business days. Branch/parcel locker from 85 UAH, courier-to-door from 180 UAH. Orders placed before 2 PM ship the same day.
Can I order this hoodie with my own print?
Yes — order a custom print through our form: upload the artwork, pick the base hoodie colour and size, and we'll deliver your personal piece.
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Детальніше про Hoodie «Lord Of The Lending»
About this Hoodie «Lord Of The Lending»
Hoodie «Lord Of The Lending» is produced in Kharkiv, with QA at every stage from cut to packaging. We don't push thousands of units for a discount; we ship the volume we can personally vouch for.
Hoodie «Lord Of The Lending» is built as a standalone statement, not another item in a seasonal drop. The «lord-of-the-lending-hd» series is written in graphics that are hard to mistake for mass streetwear.
Who Hoodie «Lord Of The Lending» is for
The audience for Hoodie «Lord Of The Lending» is the people who don't dress «for the season» but build their wardrobe as a system. Size run XS, S, M, L, XL, XXL, palette Black.
How to style Hoodie «Lord Of The Lending»
Hoodie «Lord Of The Lending» reads in three setups: technurban with cargo and trainers; working smart-casual with straight trousers and boots; clean streetwear with oversize bottoms. A universal base.
Caring for Hoodie «Lord Of The Lending»
Hoodie «Lord Of The Lending» survives up to 30 wash cycles without meaningful shrinkage if you follow the regime. Do not tumble-dry on high heat; material: бавовна.
Shipping Hoodie «Lord Of The Lending»
Order Hoodie «Lord Of The Lending» any time of day. Our manager will follow up via Telegram or phone. Pay online (card / Apple Pay / Google Pay) or use cash on delivery on pick-up.
Why buy Hoodie «Lord Of The Lending» from TwoComms
Hoodie «Lord Of The Lending» ships with a 14-day no-questions-asked return policy and a free size/colour exchange. If anything doesn't add up, write to us; we reply fast and we don't look for reasons to decline.
Часті питання про Hoodie «Lord Of The Lending»
Does Hoodie «Lord Of The Lending» shrink after washing?
Wash on the «delicate» cycle at 30 °C and dry flat — Hoodie «Lord Of The Lending» stays within 1–2% shrinkage. Fabric is бавовна, pre-shrunk.
Which colours does Hoodie «Lord Of The Lending» come in?
Product page lists every colour: Black. Additional shades are available on order (lead time from 7 days).
How do I pick the right size for Hoodie «Lord Of The Lending»?
Sizes XS, S, M, L, XL, XXL follow a classic fit. For oversize, add one size. Measurement details live in the TwoComms size guide.
How does shipping work for Hoodie «Lord Of The Lending» in Ukraine?
Standard Nova Poshta or Ukrposhta tariffs. Free shipping on orders above UAH 2500 to the carrier's main depots.
Hoodie «Lord Of The Lending» — деталі моделі
“Lord Of The Lending” is a satirical English-language TwoComms print in the spirit of a fantasy parody on the power of banks and consumer loans. A joke for those who have a mortgage, an installment plan, or simply understand the truth of the financial system. The hoodie works as an ironic comment on everyday life.
The hoodie is made of dense fleece-lined jersey 280–320 g/m²: keeps warmth, fits well, doesn’t stretch out after washing. A two-layer hood with a braided drawstring; cuffs and hem — reinforced ribbing. The print is applied with DTF printing — durable ink that conveys every detail of the illustration.
A staple layer of a streetwear wardrobe: fits both regular and oversize silhouettes, pairs with a t-shirt, longsleeve or shirt. Suitable for cool weather, active leisure and everyday wear. Sizes XS–XXL.
For those who live inside the consumer credit system and have the sense of humor to laugh about it. For anyone looking for a warm, stylish hoodie with character — without mass-market cheap patriotism and copies of Western brands. For the city, active leisure, or as a patriotic gift.
Ця hoodie доступна у кольорах Чорний. Кожен варіант — це окрема посадка, тому фотографії на сторінці товару точно відображають той колір, який ви оберете у фільтрі.
Дизайн «Hoodie «Lord Of The Lending»» доступний також у форматі t-shirt та longsleeve — щоб ви могли зібрати капсулу одного принту під різну погоду.
Замовити hoodie «Hoodie «Lord Of The Lending»» можна по всій Україні: Київ, Харків, Львів, Одеса, Дніпро та інші міста. Доставка Новою Поштою — 1–3 робочі дні після відправлення, відстеження по TTN.
TwoComms — це український streetwear-бренд із мілітарним ДНК. Кожна hoodie, як і модель «Hoodie «Lord Of The Lending»», шиється в Україні зі щільної бавовни, з нанесенням принта DTF-друком, який витримує понад 50 циклів прання без втрати яскравості. Частина прибутку від кожної покупки йде на потреби Збройних Сил України.
