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Longsleeve «Lord Of The Lending»
Longsleeves
Made in UA
Part of profits supports the Armed Forces of Ukraine
1518 UAH
1650 UAH
-8%
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Color
Black
Longsleeve «Lord Of The Lending» is more than apparel. It's a mindset.
Made for those who walk their own path even when everything around falls apart.
«Lord Of The Lending» is a TwoComms author print: an English-language satire of credit culture: Lord Of The Lending in the signature TwoComms graphic style.
The longsleeve is made from cotton jersey at 200–240 g/m² — denser than tee fabric, lighter than a hoodie. Cuffs feature a two-layer rib that keeps sleeves in place. The print is applied by DTF: saturated, durable colours and fine detail.
A universal streetwear base layer: wear solo in cool weather, layer under a hoodie or light jacket. Pairs with jeans, cargos and dark bottoms. Available in regular and oversize fits, sizes XS–XXL.
For everyone navigating mortgages, rates and recurring payments — and capable of laughing at their own financial reality. A perfect pick for anyone seeking a basic yet author-driven piece — no mass market, no Western brand knock-offs. Made for daily city wear, active leisure or a gift for patriotic friends and family.
The longsleeve is made from cotton jersey at 200–240 g/m² — denser than tee fabric, lighter than a hoodie. Cuffs feature a two-layer rib that keeps sleeves in place. The print is applied by DTF: saturated, durable colours and fine detail.
A universal streetwear base layer: wear solo in cool weather, layer under a hoodie or light jacket. Pairs with jeans, cargos and dark bottoms. Available in regular and oversize fits, sizes XS–XXL.
For everyone navigating mortgages, rates and recurring payments — and capable of laughing at their own financial reality. A perfect pick for anyone seeking a basic yet author-driven piece — no mass market, no Western brand knock-offs. Made for daily city wear, active leisure or a gift for patriotic friends and family.
Material: 95% cotton, 5% elastane — premium quality, 190 g/m² density
Soft and pleasant on the skin, breathable and unrestrictive
Reinforced seams and elastic cuffs for durability
The print survives many washes — no cracking, no fading
Made in Ukraine with love and attention to detail
Who it suits
For everyone navigating mortgages, rates and recurring payments — and capable of laughing at their own financial reality. A perfect pick for anyone seeking a basic yet author-driven piece — no mass market, no Western brand knock-offs. Made for daily city wear, active leisure or a gift for patriotic friends and family.
Fit guide
Size guidance
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Compare the width, length and fit with your own garment.
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Delivery across Ukraine
Shipping1–2 days across Ukraine after the order is confirmed.
PaymentOnline, or after the manager confirms the details.
Exchange14 days to exchange the size if the item hasn't been worn.
Product care
Wash at 30 °C on a cotton cycle, inside out. Air-dry only, no tumble drying. Iron inside out or through a cloth. Minor shrinkage (up to 2%) on first wash is normal for cotton.
What's the wordplay behind “Lord Of The Lending”?
A satirical riff on “Lord of the Rings”: a print about the lords of the lending department who own your payment plan. English-language streetwear humor for anyone who laughs at the financial system.
How should I wash the longsleeve to keep the print bright?
Wash at 30 °C, inside out, no bleach. Air-dry only. Iron from the inside or through a cloth — never touch the print with the iron.
How long does shipping take?
Nova Poshta delivery takes 1–3 business days. Branch/parcel locker from 85 UAH, courier-to-door from 180 UAH. Order by 2 PM and we ship the same day.
Can I order this longsleeve with my own print?
Yes — TwoComms offers custom printing. Send us the artwork, pick the longsleeve colour and size, and we'll print and ship it.
What's the wordplay behind “Lord Of The Lending”?
A satirical riff on “Lord of the Rings”: a print about the lords of the lending department who own your payment plan. English-language streetwear humor for anyone who laughs at the financial system.
How should I wash the longsleeve to keep the print bright?
Wash at 30 °C, inside out, no bleach. Air-dry only. Iron from the inside or through a cloth — never touch the print with the iron.
How long does shipping take?
Nova Poshta delivery takes 1–3 business days. Branch/parcel locker from 85 UAH, courier-to-door from 180 UAH. Order by 2 PM and we ship the same day.
Can I order this longsleeve with my own print?
Yes — TwoComms offers custom printing. Send us the artwork, pick the longsleeve colour and size, and we'll print and ship it.
What's the wordplay behind “Lord Of The Lending”?
A satirical riff on “Lord of the Rings”: a print about the lords of the lending department who own your payment plan. English-language streetwear humor for anyone who laughs at the financial system.
How do I pick the right longsleeve size?
For a regular fit, pick your usual size; for oversize, go one up. If you plan to layer the longsleeve under a hoodie or jacket, stick to your usual size.
How should I wash the longsleeve to keep the print bright?
Wash at 30 °C, inside out, no bleach. Air-dry only. Iron from the inside or through a cloth — never touch the print with the iron.
How long does shipping take?
Nova Poshta delivery takes 1–3 business days. Branch/parcel locker from 85 UAH, courier-to-door from 180 UAH. Order by 2 PM and we ship the same day.
Can I order this longsleeve with my own print?
Yes — TwoComms offers custom printing. Send us the artwork, pick the longsleeve colour and size, and we'll print and ship it.
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Детальніше про Longsleeve «Lord Of The Lending»
About this Longsleeve «Lord Of The Lending»
This longsleeves is made in Kharkiv — TwoComms runs design, print and QA from one workshop. No abstract collaborations with an unknown factory: everything you see on the Longsleeve «Lord Of The Lending» photos comes out of a single set of hands.
Longsleeve «Lord Of The Lending» belongs to the author line of TwoComms, founded by a Kharkiv veteran. Every piece in the «lord-of-the-lending-ls» series carries its own reason to exist — we don't ship clothing just for the season.
Who Longsleeve «Lord Of The Lending» is for
The audience for Longsleeve «Lord Of The Lending» is the people who don't dress «for the season» but build their wardrobe as a system. Size run S, M, L, XL, XXL, palette Black.
How to style Longsleeve «Lord Of The Lending»
Best setup for Longsleeve «Lord Of The Lending»: a straight pair of denim, tech mocs or work boots, and a waist bag. With the darker version, add a metal accessory; with a lighter one, go with a neutral headpiece.
Caring for Longsleeve «Lord Of The Lending»
Wash Longsleeve «Lord Of The Lending» in cold water at 30 °C, no chlorine bleach. The DTF print keeps its colour longer when you dry the piece inside-out. Iron from the inside; do not point the iron at the print area directly. Material: бавовна.
Shipping Longsleeve «Lord Of The Lending»
Order Longsleeve «Lord Of The Lending» any time of day. Our manager will follow up via Telegram or phone. Pay online (card / Apple Pay / Google Pay) or use cash on delivery on pick-up.
Why buy Longsleeve «Lord Of The Lending» from TwoComms
TwoComms is a Ukrainian streetwear / military-adjacent brand from Kharkiv, founded on July 1 2025 by a combat veteran. Longsleeve «Lord Of The Lending» continues that context: clothes with code for people who hold their shape from inside.
Часті питання про Longsleeve «Lord Of The Lending»
Does Longsleeve «Lord Of The Lending» shrink after washing?
At 30 °C and flat-drying, Longsleeve «Lord Of The Lending» keeps its shape with no meaningful shrinkage. Material is бавовна, made in Ukraine, pre-shrunk before cut and sew.
What shades are available for Longsleeve «Lord Of The Lending»?
Black — these are the variants currently in the catalogue. If you need a different colour, write to us via the Contacts page.
Which size of Longsleeve «Lord Of The Lending» should I order?
Longsleeve «Lord Of The Lending» ships in S, M, L, XL, XXL. If you're between sizes, TwoComms recommends sizing down for a regular fit and up for oversize. Full detail in the size guide.
How does shipping work for Longsleeve «Lord Of The Lending» in Ukraine?
Ukraine-wide delivery follows the carrier's tariff. Orders above UAH 2500 ship free to Nova Poshta or Ukrposhta depots.
Longsleeve «Lord Of The Lending» — деталі моделі
“Lord Of The Lending” is a satirical English-language TwoComms print in the spirit of a fantasy parody on the power of banks and consumer loans. A joke for those who have a mortgage, an installment plan, or simply understand the truth of the financial system. The longsleeve works as an ironic comment on everyday life.
The longsleeve is made of cotton jersey 200–240 g/m² — denser than a t-shirt, lighter than a hoodie. Cuffs — two-layer ribbing that keeps the sleeve in place. The print is applied with DTF printing: rich, durable colors and fine details.
A universal base layer of a streetwear wardrobe: can be worn on its own in cool weather or layered under a hoodie or light jacket. Pairs with jeans, cargo pants and dark bottoms. Silhouettes — regular and oversize, sizes XS–XXL.
For those who live inside the consumer credit system and have the sense of humor to laugh about it. For those for whom a t-shirt isn’t enough but a hoodie is too much. A base layer with character that looks great on its own and in a layered outfit. Great for active leisure and everyday wear.
Ця longsleeve доступна у кольорах Чорний. Кожен варіант — це окрема посадка, тому фотографії на сторінці товару точно відображають той колір, який ви оберете у фільтрі.
Дизайн «Longsleeve «Lord Of The Lending»» доступний також у форматі t-shirt та hoodie — щоб ви могли зібрати капсулу одного принту під різну погоду.
Замовити longsleeve «Longsleeve «Lord Of The Lending»» можна по всій Україні: Київ, Харків, Львів, Одеса, Дніпро та інші міста. Доставка Новою Поштою — 1–3 робочі дні після відправлення, відстеження по TTN.
TwoComms — це український streetwear-бренд із мілітарним ДНК. Кожна longsleeve, як і модель «Longsleeve «Lord Of The Lending»», шиється в Україні зі щільної бавовни, з нанесенням принта DTF-друком, який витримує понад 50 циклів прання без втрати яскравості. Частина прибутку від кожної покупки йде на потреби Збройних Сил України.
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