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Longsleeve «Where Are My Gifts, You Bastards?»
Longsleeves
Made in UA
Part of profits supports the Armed Forces of Ukraine
1610 UAH
1750 UAH
-8%
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Color
Black
Longsleeve «Where Are My Gifts, You Bastards?» is more than apparel. It's a mindset.
Made for those who walk their own path even when everything around falls apart.
«Where Are My Gifts, You Bastards?» is a TwoComms author print: a holiday print soaked in dark humor about Christmas expectations — for those who celebrate on their own terms.
The longsleeve is made from cotton jersey at 200–240 g/m² — denser than tee fabric, lighter than a hoodie. Cuffs feature a two-layer rib that keeps sleeves in place. The print is applied by DTF: saturated, durable colours and fine detail.
A universal streetwear base layer: wear solo in cool weather, layer under a hoodie or light jacket. Pairs with jeans, cargos and dark bottoms. Available in regular and oversize fits, sizes XS–XXL.
For anyone tired of saccharine holiday prints. An ironic gift for a friend or yourself — for office parties, family gatherings or winter nightlife. A perfect pick for anyone seeking a basic yet author-driven piece — no mass market, no Western brand knock-offs. Made for daily city wear, active leisure or a gift for patriotic friends and family.
The longsleeve is made from cotton jersey at 200–240 g/m² — denser than tee fabric, lighter than a hoodie. Cuffs feature a two-layer rib that keeps sleeves in place. The print is applied by DTF: saturated, durable colours and fine detail.
A universal streetwear base layer: wear solo in cool weather, layer under a hoodie or light jacket. Pairs with jeans, cargos and dark bottoms. Available in regular and oversize fits, sizes XS–XXL.
For anyone tired of saccharine holiday prints. An ironic gift for a friend or yourself — for office parties, family gatherings or winter nightlife. A perfect pick for anyone seeking a basic yet author-driven piece — no mass market, no Western brand knock-offs. Made for daily city wear, active leisure or a gift for patriotic friends and family.
Material: 95% cotton, 5% elastane — premium quality, 190 g/m² density
Soft and pleasant on the skin, breathable and unrestrictive
Reinforced seams and elastic cuffs for durability
The print survives many washes — no cracking, no fading
Made in Ukraine with love and attention to detail
Who it suits
For anyone tired of saccharine holiday prints. An ironic gift for a friend or yourself — for office parties, family gatherings or winter nightlife. A perfect pick for anyone seeking a basic yet author-driven piece — no mass market, no Western brand knock-offs. Made for daily city wear, active leisure or a gift for patriotic friends and family.
Fit guide
Size guidance
If the item does not have a dedicated chart yet, compare it with a similar garment of yours or message us before checkout.
Compare the width, length and fit with your own garment.
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Delivery across Ukraine
Shipping1–2 days across Ukraine after the order is confirmed.
PaymentOnline, or after the manager confirms the details.
Exchange14 days to exchange the size if the item hasn't been worn.
Product care
Wash at 30 °C on a cotton cycle, inside out. Air-dry only, no tumble drying. Iron inside out or through a cloth. Minor shrinkage (up to 2%) on first wash is normal for cotton.
Is this a holiday / Christmas print?
Yes — it's an author-driven TwoComms Christmas print built on dark humor. Not a sugary holiday card, but a provocative joke. Great as the centerpiece of a festive look or an ironic gift.
How should I wash the longsleeve to keep the print bright?
Wash at 30 °C, inside out, no bleach. Air-dry only. Iron from the inside or through a cloth — never touch the print with the iron.
How long does shipping take?
Nova Poshta delivery takes 1–3 business days. Branch/parcel locker from 85 UAH, courier-to-door from 180 UAH. Order by 2 PM and we ship the same day.
Can I order this longsleeve with my own print?
Yes — TwoComms offers custom printing. Send us the artwork, pick the longsleeve colour and size, and we'll print and ship it.
Is this a holiday / Christmas print?
Yes — it's an author-driven TwoComms Christmas print built on dark humor. Not a sugary holiday card, but a provocative joke. Great as the centerpiece of a festive look or an ironic gift.
How should I wash the longsleeve to keep the print bright?
Wash at 30 °C, inside out, no bleach. Air-dry only. Iron from the inside or through a cloth — never touch the print with the iron.
How long does shipping take?
Nova Poshta delivery takes 1–3 business days. Branch/parcel locker from 85 UAH, courier-to-door from 180 UAH. Order by 2 PM and we ship the same day.
Can I order this longsleeve with my own print?
Yes — TwoComms offers custom printing. Send us the artwork, pick the longsleeve colour and size, and we'll print and ship it.
Is this a holiday / Christmas print?
Yes — it's an author-driven TwoComms Christmas print built on dark humor. Not a sugary holiday card, but a provocative joke. Great as the centerpiece of a festive look or an ironic gift.
How do I pick the right longsleeve size?
For a regular fit, pick your usual size; for oversize, go one up. If you plan to layer the longsleeve under a hoodie or jacket, stick to your usual size.
How should I wash the longsleeve to keep the print bright?
Wash at 30 °C, inside out, no bleach. Air-dry only. Iron from the inside or through a cloth — never touch the print with the iron.
How long does shipping take?
Nova Poshta delivery takes 1–3 business days. Branch/parcel locker from 85 UAH, courier-to-door from 180 UAH. Order by 2 PM and we ship the same day.
Can I order this longsleeve with my own print?
Yes — TwoComms offers custom printing. Send us the artwork, pick the longsleeve colour and size, and we'll print and ship it.
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Детальніше про Longsleeve «Where Are My Gifts, You Bastards?»
About this Longsleeve «Where Are My Gifts, You Bastards?»
Longsleeve «Where Are My Gifts, You Bastards?» is built as a standalone statement, not another item in a seasonal drop. The «where-mi-present-ls» series is written in graphics that are hard to mistake for mass streetwear.
Longsleeve «Where Are My Gifts, You Bastards?» ships with a dense base and an author DTF print, made in Ukraine. No offshore scaling — the run stays within a size where the founder can inspect each unit personally.
Who Longsleeve «Where Are My Gifts, You Bastards?» is for
Longsleeve «Where Are My Gifts, You Bastards?» works for people who don't want just another printed longsleeves but a piece with a reason to exist. Sizes S, M, L, XL, XXL cover both regular and oversize fits; colours (Black) give options for the daily rotation.
How to style Longsleeve «Where Are My Gifts, You Bastards?»
Longsleeve «Where Are My Gifts, You Bastards?» reads in three setups: technurban with cargo and trainers; working smart-casual with straight trousers and boots; clean streetwear with oversize bottoms. A universal base.
Caring for Longsleeve «Where Are My Gifts, You Bastards?»
Wash Longsleeve «Where Are My Gifts, You Bastards?» inside-out with similarly coloured items. No aggressive stain removers. Iron with a warm setting from the inside, not over the print. Material: бавовна.
Shipping Longsleeve «Where Are My Gifts, You Bastards?»
Order Longsleeve «Where Are My Gifts, You Bastards?» any time of day. Our manager will follow up via Telegram or phone. Pay online (card / Apple Pay / Google Pay) or use cash on delivery on pick-up.
Why buy Longsleeve «Where Are My Gifts, You Bastards?» from TwoComms
Longsleeve «Where Are My Gifts, You Bastards?» is made by a brand founded by a combat veteran — Artem Synylo, Kharkiv. We don't scale runs for the sake of a discount and we don't ship collections whose graphics don't mean anything.
Часті питання про Longsleeve «Where Are My Gifts, You Bastards?»
Does Longsleeve «Where Are My Gifts, You Bastards?» shrink after washing?
Wash on the «delicate» cycle at 30 °C and dry flat — Longsleeve «Where Are My Gifts, You Bastards?» stays within 1–2% shrinkage. Fabric is бавовна, pre-shrunk.
What shades are available for Longsleeve «Where Are My Gifts, You Bastards?»?
Product page lists every colour: Black. Additional shades are available on order (lead time from 7 days).
Which size of Longsleeve «Where Are My Gifts, You Bastards?» should I order?
If you're hesitating between sizes S, M, L, XL, XXL, send your measurements to our manager — we'll suggest a size. In doubt between «fitted» and «relaxed», size up for oversize setups.
How much is shipping for Longsleeve «Where Are My Gifts, You Bastards?»?
Tariff is set by the carrier when the waybill is issued — typically UAH 60–110 to a Nova Poshta depot. Free shipping kicks in at UAH 2500.
Longsleeve «Where Are My Gifts, You Bastards?» — деталі моделі
The “Where Are My Presents, Scum?” print is a Christmas manifesto for those tired of sugary New Year kitsch. A hard joke, dark humor, a military attitude to holidays. The longsleeve becomes the main statement at an office party, a family gathering or a night with friends where you can laugh out loud.
The longsleeve is made of cotton jersey 200–240 g/m² — denser than a t-shirt, lighter than a hoodie. Cuffs — two-layer ribbing that keeps the sleeve in place. The print is applied with DTF printing: rich, durable colors and fine details.
A universal base layer of a streetwear wardrobe: can be worn on its own in cool weather or layered under a hoodie or light jacket. Pairs with jeans, cargo pants and dark bottoms. Silhouettes — regular and oversize, sizes XS–XXL.
For those with a sense of humor who aren’t afraid of provocation. A gift for a cynical friend or a colleague who hates office parties. For those for whom a t-shirt isn’t enough but a hoodie is too much. A base layer with character that looks great on its own and in a layered outfit. Great for active leisure and everyday wear.
Ця longsleeve доступна у кольорах Чорний. Кожен варіант — це окрема посадка, тому фотографії на сторінці товару точно відображають той колір, який ви оберете у фільтрі.
Дизайн «Longsleeve «Where Are My Gifts, You Bastards?»» доступний також у форматі hoodie — щоб ви могли зібрати капсулу одного принту під різну погоду.
Замовити longsleeve «Longsleeve «Where Are My Gifts, You Bastards?»» можна по всій Україні: Київ, Харків, Львів, Одеса, Дніпро та інші міста. Доставка Новою Поштою — 1–3 робочі дні після відправлення, відстеження по TTN.
TwoComms — це український streetwear-бренд із мілітарним ДНК. Кожна longsleeve, як і модель «Longsleeve «Where Are My Gifts, You Bastards?»», шиється в Україні зі щільної бавовни, з нанесенням принта DTF-друком, який витримує понад 50 циклів прання без втрати яскравості. Частина прибутку від кожної покупки йде на потреби Збройних Сил України.
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