T-shirt «Where Are My Gifts, You Bastards?» is more than apparel. It's a mindset.
Made for those who walk their own path even when everything around falls apart.
Classic starts at S. Compare exact measurements or get a height and weight recommendation.
Actual measurements of the classic T-shirt laid flat. Allow for a ±1–2 cm measuring tolerance.
Measure a laid-flat T-shirt and compare it with the chart. The classic chart covers S–3XL; oversize covers XS–2XL.
| Size | Chest circumference | Garment length | Sleeve length | Shoulder width |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| S | 92 | 65 | 16 | 43 |
| M | 100 | 68 | 17 | 44 |
| L | 108 | 70 | 19 | 47 |
| XL | 116 | 74 | 21 | 49 |
| 2XL | 124 | 76 | 22 | 52 |
| 3XL | 132 | 79 | 24 | 53 |
Actual measurements of the oversize T-shirt laid flat. Allow for a ±1–2 cm measuring tolerance.
Measure a laid-flat T-shirt and compare it with the chart. The classic chart covers S–3XL; oversize covers XS–2XL.
| Size | Garment length | Shoulder length | Sleeve length | Chest circumference | Shoulder width |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 70 | 14 | 25 | 102 | 42 |
| S | 70 | 14 | 25 | 108 | 45 |
| M | 70 | 14 | 25 | 110 | 45 |
| L | 70 | 14 | 25 | 115 | 46 |
| XL | 70 | 14 | 25 | 117 | 46 |
| 2XL | 71 | 14 | 25 | 124 | 47 |
This is an estimate: garment cut and your preferred ease also affect the fit.
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T-shirt «Where Are My Gifts, You Bastards?» is produced in Kharkiv, with QA at every stage from cut to packaging. We don't push thousands of units for a discount; we ship the volume we can personally vouch for.
T-shirt «Where Are My Gifts, You Bastards?» is built as a standalone statement, not another item in a seasonal drop. The «where-mi-present-ts» series is written in graphics that are hard to mistake for mass streetwear.
T-shirt «Where Are My Gifts, You Bastards?» was made for people whose print is a part of their character, not a seasonal mood. Choose between regular and oversize fit, sizes S, M, L, XL, XXL, colours Кайот, Black.
Best setup for T-shirt «Where Are My Gifts, You Bastards?»: a straight pair of denim, tech mocs or work boots, and a waist bag. With the darker version, add a metal accessory; with a lighter one, go with a neutral headpiece.
T-shirt «Where Are My Gifts, You Bastards?» survives up to 30 wash cycles without meaningful shrinkage if you follow the regime. Do not tumble-dry on high heat; material: бавовна.
T-shirt «Where Are My Gifts, You Bastards?» arrives in a dense polyethylene branded sleeve inside a kraft envelope. Inside you'll find a QR sticker linking to the care page and a thank-you note. Domestic delivery via Nova Poshta.
Why buy T-shirt «Where Are My Gifts, You Bastards?» from TwoComms: the brand has a real veteran biography (not a marketing one); prints are made with an opinion, not as trend-following; production is in Kharkiv with QA at every stage.
The “Where Are My Presents, Scum?” print is a Christmas manifesto for those tired of sugary New Year kitsch. A hard joke, dark humor, a military attitude to holidays. The t-shirt becomes the main statement at an office party, a family gathering or a night with friends where you can laugh out loud.
Made of dense cotton jersey 180–220 g/m²: not see-through, keeps its shape after washing, soft to the skin. The print is applied with DTF printing — rich colors, fine details and durability for 50+ wash cycles when care rules are followed.
A universal shape: works both worn solo and layered under a shirt, hoodie or light jacket. Pairs with jeans, cargo pants, shorts or a skirt. Available in regular and oversize silhouettes, sizes XS–XXL.
For those with a sense of humor who aren’t afraid of provocation. A gift for a cynical friend or a colleague who hates office parties. For anyone looking for a basic yet original t-shirt — without mass market and copies of Western brands. For everyday city wear, active leisure, or as a gift for patriotic loved ones.
Ця t-shirt доступна у кольорах Кайот та Чорний. Кожен варіант — це окрема посадка, тому фотографії на сторінці товару точно відображають той колір, який ви оберете у фільтрі.
Дизайн «T-shirt «Where Are My Gifts, You Bastards?»» доступний також у форматі hoodie та longsleeve — щоб ви могли зібрати капсулу одного принту під різну погоду.
Ця t-shirt доступна у кількох посадках: Класичний, Оверсайз. Виберіть свою — від класичного, ближчого до тіла силуету, до виразного оверсайз-фіту.
Замовити t-shirt «T-shirt «Where Are My Gifts, You Bastards?»» можна по всій Україні: Київ, Харків, Львів, Одеса, Дніпро та інші міста. Доставка Новою Поштою — 1–3 робочі дні після відправлення, відстеження по TTN.
TwoComms — це український streetwear-бренд із мілітарним ДНК. Кожна t-shirt, як і модель «T-shirt «Where Are My Gifts, You Bastards?»», шиється в Україні зі щільної бавовни, з нанесенням принта DTF-друком, який витримує понад 50 циклів прання без втрати яскравості. Частина прибутку від кожної покупки йде на потреби Збройних Сил України.
Оберіть зручний канал. Ми напишемо лише один раз, коли потрібна конфігурація з'явиться.
